CARIBBEAN DOCTORS ( an email post, May 3, 2012)

Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first a Cuban surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.”

The second a Jamaican responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third a Barbadian surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction  workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left  over.

But the fifth a Trinidadian surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
“You’ re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.

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